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Hanlet

Hanlet

Tue, Mar 22 2016 7:30pm

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Enter Ophelia, shithoused.

Featuring: Tamieka Chavis, Melissa Hmelnicky,

, Karen Lange,

, Kelsey Meiklejohn,

Mary Miller-Booker

, Erica Smith, Hannah Day Sweet, Jill Tighe, Julia Williams

Directed by:

Evening Star Cafe

2000 Mount Vernon Ave.

Alexandria, VA 22301

Map:

Metro: Braddock Road Blue Line

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This unction is EXTREME. All the mountebanks say so. (Erica Smith, Kelsey Meiklejohn) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

Do it, England. (Erica Smith) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

"Did you just look at my crotch?" "Yes." (Bri Manente, Mary Miller-Booker, Erica Smith) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

Laertes regrets this mess. (Kelsey Meiklejohn) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/sarah.jedrey" target="_blank">Sarah Jedrey</a>

Momma's got something special for you. (Hannah Day Sweet, Mary Miller-Booker) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/sarah.jedrey" target="_blank">Sarah Jedrey</a>

This piece of work right here. (Hannah Day Sweet) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

Weird. This poisoned drink tastes like... oh, right. (Erica Smith, Hannah Day Sweet, Kelsey Meiklejohn, Mary Miller-Booker) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/sarah.jedrey" target="_blank">Sarah Jedrey</a>

"Hey baby, is this a magnet in my pants? 'Cause you're metal more attractive." (Hannah Day Sweet, Bri Manente) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

Late in your revenge? That's a supernatural chiding. (Hannah Day Sweet) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

heres tequila thass for thoughts. (Bri Manente) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

Laertes is not to be fucked with. (Kelsey Meiklejohn, Hannah Day Sweet) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

Carousing is Gertrude's speciality. (Mary Miller-Booker) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

Uniflannel. (Melissa Hmelnicky, Jill Tighe) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

The world's grown honest to the point of oversharing. (Jill Tighe, Melissa Hmelnicky) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

Oh bitch please tell me about some further trade. (Jill Tighe, Tamieka Chavis, Hannah Day Sweet, Melissa Hmelnicky) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

The most Shakespeare in the Pub photo ever taken. (Julia Williams, Emily Karol) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/sarah.jedrey" target="_blank">Sarah Jedrey</a>

To be, or... the other thing. (Hannah Day Sweet) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

"Uh... is that poison? Should I say something?" (Kelsey Meiklejohn, Hannah Day Sweet, Julia Williams, Tamieka Chavis) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/sarah.jedrey" target="_blank">Sarah Jedrey</a>

Yorrick's cameo. (Hannah Day Sweet, Emily Karol) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

Claudia and Polonius, hiding badly, as is tradition. (Erica Smith, Karen Lange, Hannah Day Sweet) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/sarah.jedrey" target="_blank">Sarah Jedrey</a>

Ok, like, I know I said I loved you, but I didn't say I was IN love, you know? (Bri Manente, Hannah Day Sweet) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

Gertrude is high-maintenance. (Mary Miller-Booker, Tamieka Chavis) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/sarah.jedrey" target="_blank">Sarah Jedrey</a>

Claudia, speechifying. (Emily Karol, Erica Smith, Julia Williams) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/sarah.jedrey" target="_blank">Sarah Jedrey</a>

Laertes is STILL not to be fucked with. (Kelsey Meiklejohn) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/sarah.jedrey" target="_blank">Sarah Jedrey</a>

Queen Claudia deploys Maximum Queen Face. (Erica Smith, Kelsey Meiklejohn) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

"Cheers!" "Yes dear." (Mary Miller-Booker, Erica Smith) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

This is how we duel in Matriarchy Denmark. (Kelsey Meiklejohn, Tamieka Chavis, Hannah Day Sweet, Emily Karol) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

Ear poison! (Julia Williams, Karen Lange, Emily Karol, Bri Manente, Hannah Day Sweet) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

Readiness. (Hannah Day Sweet, Tamieka Chavis) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

Come your ways, kiddo. (Bri Manente, Karen Lange) <em>Hanlet</em>. Photo by: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hollenbeck.77" target="_blank">Kevin Hollenbeck</a>

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