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Troilus & Cressida

Troilus & Cressida

Tue, Jun 16 2015 7:30pm

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...or War boys behaving badly. Or, hate-reading The Iliad

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, Jason Hentrich, Brendan Edward Kennedy, Kelsey Meiklejohn,

, Danny Rovin, Erica Smith, John Dickson Wakefield

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Nobody listens to Cassandra. Per frickin' usual. (Kari Ginsburg) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

Troilus has a lot of man-feelings and only two things he can do with them. Here's #1. (Brendan Edward Kennedy) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

Look, man, Helen knows Paris is kind of... on the spectrum... but he's hung like a horse. (Angela Pirko) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

Hector and Troilus gave up on "say it, don't spray it" with Paris ages ago. (Brendan Edward Kennedy, Erica Smith) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

Agamemnon is pretty sure they're not saying "Aeneas" right. (Keegan Cassady, Jason Hentrich, Amber Gibson) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

Yes, they do even lift. (Danny Rovin, Angela Pirko) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

There's a Cassandra in every family. They're always right, but it's usually kind of annoying. (Kari Ginsburg, Brendan Edward Kennedy, Erica Smith) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

Cressida knows things now, including just where Ulysses can shove it. (Kelsey Meiklejohn, Keegan Cassady) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

Pabroclus. (Angela Pirko) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

Meanwhile, Pandarus has way better ideas about where people can shove it. (John Dickson Wakefield, Kelsey Meiklejohn) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

The exact moment Cressida realizes what Diomedes means by "Greek yogurt." (Kelsey Meiklejohn, Adam R. Adkins) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

Achilles and his Myrmidons. This explains the Greek economy. (Adam R. Adkins, Danny Rovin, Keegan Cassady, Angela Pirko) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

The exact moment Ulysses realizes his horse thing might actually work. (Amber Gibson, Keegan Cassady) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

Thersites woke up with one fuck left, and you can't have it. (Amber Gibson) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

Ajax is caught flatflooted by the old "a sphincter says what?" gambit. (Kari Ginsburg) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

Duel of the century. Ajax and Hector both go with old reliable Rock. (Danny Rovin, Jason Hentrich, Angela Pirko, Keegan Cassady, Kari Ginsburg, Erica Smith) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

"Why do I have this sudden urge to compose poetry?" thought Troilus, who was man enough not to say anything out loud. (Brendan Edward Kennedy) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

Cressida eats from the other side of the mushroom. (Kelsey Meiklejohn) <em>Troilus & Cressida</em>

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